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This page used to exist. It had a good run. But like all great things—
Blockbuster, Myspace, my patience for small talk—it’s gone.

Maybe it got tired of hustle culture and quit.
Maybe it self-sabotaged right before reaching success.
Maybe it’s just hiding somewhere on the internet, giggling.

We may never know. But you? You still have options.